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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:17:45 No.00000001 [Reply]
Welcome to the grease-stained circus, goyim.
Everything is goyslop - the food, the content, the politics, the endless doomscroll.
Seed oils turning tes into estrogen. Jews getting richer. Fake pandemics.
Open your eyes and see the GOYSLOP that surrounds us.

Enjoy your yummy microplastics hahahaha.
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:34:42 No.00000002 [Reply] >>00000001
Pure goyslop from top to bottom.
Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)21:55:34 No.00000003 [Reply] >>00000002
>be me
>eat three McSeedOil burgers for breakfast
>feel estrogen rising
>mfw
Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)22:42:31 No.00000004 [Reply] >>00000001
Based. Finally a coin that doesn't pretend to save the world.
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)22:58:12 No.00000007 [Reply] >>00000001
Goyslop check: still goy. still slop. banner goes hard
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:10:42 No.00000009 [Reply] >>00000001
VID: if u took the $GOYSLOP pill, theres no going back now.
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:52:28 No.00000005 [Reply]
Daily reminder that every "superfood" you bought this year was just rebranded goyslop
and you've landed right in their trap card lmao.
Only thing real is $GOYSLOP.
Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:57:46 No.00000006 [Reply] >>00000005
>drinking black coffee like a real man
>it's actually decaf soy latte with oat milk
Hypnotizing
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:59:12 No.00000008 [Reply] >>00000005
Give in to the goyslop based diet.
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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)23:24:09 No.00000010 [Reply] >>00000005
<<< this is where your superfoods come from.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)09:12:03 No.00000011 [Reply]
Full goyslop cut just dropped. Watch responsibly and hydrate.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)09:16:44 No.00000012 [Reply] >>00000011
I clicked play and my fries started sizzling in sync.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)09:21:08 No.00000013 [Reply] >>00000011
Cinematic goyslop.
Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)09:28:41 No.00000017 [Reply] >>00000011
>press play
>hear fryer bass drop
>transcend
Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)09:34:12 No.00000018 [Reply] >>00000011
The crunchiest edit yet. I can taste the pixels.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)10:02:19 No.00000014 [Reply]
menu board got an update and it's 100% goyslop bro.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)10:07:31 No.00000015 [Reply] >>00000014
how much goyslop can you fit in one room?.
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Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)10:10:48 No.00000016 [Reply] >>00000014
I'll feed them all.
Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)10:16:04 No.00000019 [Reply] >>00000014
>menu update
>everything fried twice
>perfect
Anonymous 12/21/25(Sun)10:19:39 No.00000020 [Reply] >>00000014
I was told there would be vegetables. oh wait...
$GOYSLOP 2025.